Talk Dirty!

Let’s Talk Dirty! Graphic descriptions for adults only!

Sorry to be a bit graphic here folks… but the problem with toilet paper is simple.

As you wipe to get clean, it always leaves a thin residue that is spread until you see nothing much. And that last, almost-dry film leaves you always less than perfectly clean no matter how masterfully you wiped.

So what you say? “I’ve used toilet paper forever!”

Well, that last thin layer is absorbed by your surface pores for later discomfort making you feel unclean and uncomfortable.

You thought you were clean but in reality not fully.

Wiping with toilet paper just does not get you clean!